Where all the things is.

I want a huge version of this.

No…  Just no.  You’re not coming back from the front lines, you’re in school.  Next you’ll call your teacher “Hitler”, and your “B” grade as being worse than the holocaust.

I’ve just found where I draw the line.  Belittling veterans.

shortformblog:

heshallfromtimetotime:

Brilliant.

Third-best tweet of the night.

This is the best tweet of the entire campaign.

(via shortformblog)

Well then…  I’m scarred for life again.  Thank you internet.

(via tumblrisforlulz)

No, no, no…  Just no.  Cannabis is a great thing, I enjoy the hell out of it, and it helps me with my depression and anxiety like no other remedy I’ve tried.  But it does not CURE CANCER.

Whenever you light something on fire, including a rolled paper joint, and inhale the smoke it produces, you subject yourself to carcinogens.  ANYTHING burned with a flame produces carcinogens.  The guy who works the grill cooking steaks and burgers is being exposed to cancer causing smoke.

Using a vaporizer is the only non-carcinogenic way to extract cannabinoids from cannabis.

Cannabinoids have been proven to stunt the growth of tumours, and alleviate many of the symptoms surrounding cancer.  But it does not CURE cancer.

As for growing brain cells?  You do that already.  Cannabinoids have been proven to restore weak connections in the brain, and enlarges the active centers of your thinker.  But firing up a joint does not GROW your brain.

Please stop spreading these myths…  Taking a flame to a joint can cause more harm than good to someone who has been convinced that it’s non-carcinogenic.

Here’s my version of the chart.

I will now step down from my box.

olgakay:

For everyone that are cold, sad or upset about something right now, just look at this picture and smile :D and Reblog it heheh how cute is this baby lion/tiger thing????

-OlgaKay

You do realize he’s not being cute, he’s learned to look cute…  So you’ll come close enough to put your head in his MOUTH!

(via nudityandnerdery)

Most days I try to be like one and end up feeling like the other.

boobsdontworkthatway:

Classy Jedi lady and her sphere boobs submitted by Kim. 

Looks like Ice-T’s lady CoCo.

nudityandnerdery:

gilmoure:

kaileywashere:

kat8cha:

idlovetobebardafree:

tavros-kun:

honeyxvanity:

party-louis:

jonnycravat:

owldad:

harleydaveidson:

incendiarism:

…Fauxtivational Poster. >:

Ascended Fanboy

HAHAHAHA I AM SO THE SUPERHERO THAT YOU THINK I AM

Tomboyish Name

WELL

CLEARLY

Setting Update

H-Huh? :’I

PARTY IN MY POCKET.

Faustian Rebellion

I’m okay with this.

Mud Wrestling

aight

Transparent Closet

Everyone knows these characters are gay except the characters themselves. Any suggestion to the characters that they are gay is met with a too-emphatic statement of their heterosexuality. If they finally come out of the closet, no one will even pretend to be surprised.

/DYING

…Kendo team captain?

I…

…well, okay… I’m really not sure this fits.

Hands Go Down

A character, usually a School Teacher, makes a comment or asks a question, prompting others to raise their hands. Someone (usually the original speaker) changes the question (“… but without using your computer?”) or adds a comment (“No, the answer isn’t “cheese”), which causes the hands to go down, implying that the hand-raisers’ next statements were very predictable.

… I’ll be honest. I was excited because I thought it was something dirty.

Parents For A Day

One character raises a child for an episode. This allows for a little Character Development in letting a character show his or her softer side. The character will often grow attached to the child. 

Corrupt the Cutie.

See, if you guys had known me in high school…

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Cthulhumanoid

I feel…  Slightly worried.

• Mom: Hi Dear! What are you up to on this Friday evening?
• Me: I ate 6 hot dogs, then a liter of milk with a bag of Oreo's.
• Mom: *very disappointed* Oh dear!?! That's no way to spend Friday night!
• Me: Just kidding...
• Mom: Oh good, I thought you'd need another new pair of pants this yea--
• Me: I'm just really high.
• Mom: Oh sweet merciful.
• Me: For a second there you were super proud of me weren't you?
• Mom: *long pause* (huffs out): ... yes.

inothernews:

Watch NBC tonight.

Go out.  Meet Friends.  Don’t Sit at Home Watching TV.

Go out.  Meet Friends.  Don’t Sit at Home Watching TV.

Go out.  Meet Friends.  Don’t Sit at Home Watching TV.

Go out.  Meet Friends.  Don’t Sit at Home Watching TV.

Go out.  Meet Friends.  Don’t Sit at Home Watching TV.